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The know how of branding

Lisa, vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and Eskimos. We started out like Romeo and Juliet, but it ended up in tragedy. Attempted murder? Now honestly, what is that? Do they give a Nobel Prize for attempted chemistry? Get ready, skanks! It's time for the ...

The blog fundamentals

There's one way and only one way to determine if an animal is intelligent. Dissect its brain! It's a T. It goes "tuh". Anyone who laughs is a communist! Morbo will now introduce tonight's candidates… Morbo's good friend, Richard Nixon. (more…)

How we created our last website

Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I've always known him: Jeff. You hate me; you want to kill me! Well, go on! Kill me! KILL ME! The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things.…hey.…the good things don't ...

The corporate style rules

http://vimeo.com/channels/staffpicks/105438077 Super squeaky bum time! You hit me with a cricket bat. You've swallowed a planet! You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas? Annihilate? No. No violence. I won't stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I'm the Doctor, ...

About corporate identity

I hate yogurt. It's just stuff with bits in. Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there's an escaped fish. Saving the world with meals on wheels. Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush. Annihilate? No. No violence. I won't stand for it. Not now, ...

Insane in the Mainframe

All I've got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly go wrong? Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I've always known him: Jeff. All I've got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly ...

Branding a new website

Cops, another community I'm not part of. You all right, Dexter? Like a sloth. I can do that. I'm a sociopath; there's not much he can do for me. You're a killer. I catch killers. I'm not the monster he wants me to be. So ...

Sing along fellas!

I never loved you. I feel like I was mauled by Jesus. And why did 'I' have to take a cab? I've been there. My folks were always on me to groom myself and wear underpants. What am I, the pope? Leela, Bender, ...

Dexter

Cops, another community I'm not part of. God created pudding, and then he rested. I've lived in darkness a long time. Over the years my eyes adjusted until the dark became my world and I could see. I'm going to tell you something that I've ...