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The blog fundamentals

There's one way and only one way to determine if an animal is intelligent. Dissect its brain! It's a T. It goes "tuh". Anyone who laughs is a communist! Morbo will now introduce tonight's candidates… Morbo's good friend, Richard Nixon. (more…)

The importance of SEO

Books are useless! I only ever read one book, "To Kill A Mockingbird," and it gave me absolutely no insight on how to kill mockingbirds! Sure it taught me not to judge a man by the color of his skin…but what good does *that* do ...

The birth of a new brand

Yes! I am a citizen! Now which way to the welfare office? I'm kidding, I'm kidding. I work, I work. Bart, with $10,000 we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like…love! (more…)

Insane in the Mainframe

All I've got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly go wrong? Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I've always known him: Jeff. All I've got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly ...

Dexter

Cops, another community I'm not part of. God created pudding, and then he rested. I've lived in darkness a long time. Over the years my eyes adjusted until the dark became my world and I could see. I'm going to tell you something that I've ...